The Office Quotes

The Office Quotes

The Office Quotes, The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new experiences, there’s still lots of great stuff that has come out of the hit show that is important today.
You won’t go very long without understanding someone about use The Office quotes or crack a joke from any of the funny characters the show has to offer.
Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan, there are a ton of entertaining times from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single experience two or three times.
If you want a pick me up of a bad day or just a good smile to keep you going here are 30 of the best The Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.

27 Famous The Office Quotes – Best Michael Scott Quotes

  1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
  2. “I never thought I’d say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.” — Dwight Schrute
  3. “Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.” – Jim Halpert
  4. “And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesley
  5. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor
  6. “I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott
  7. “Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard
  8. “I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.” – Angela Martin
  9. “The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is D.M.I. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, Morons, and Idiots. Because that’s what you’d have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.” – Oscar Martinez
  10. “I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott
  11. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott
  12. “Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.” – Kevin Malone
  13. “I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.” – Phyllis Lapin-Vance
  14. “One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert
  15. “Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone (The Office Quotes)
  16. “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly
  17. “It’s true. Around this office in the past I have been a little abrupt with people. But the doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.” – Stanley Hudson
  18. “I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.” – Creed Bratton
  19. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott
  20. 11. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute
  21. “I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.” – Creed Bratton
  22. “A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and um, we all took it really hard.” – Ryan Howard
  23. “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” — Michael Scott
  24. “I stopped caring a long time ago.” — Creed Bratton
  25. “It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.” — Michael Scott
  26. “The doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. I’m going to die.” — Stanley Hudson
  27. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott

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