Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes. Have you ever queried what it would be like to live in a rural Canadian town? I’m not sure how reliable Letterkenny is, but it covers a hilarious picture of life in the small town. You might have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry, we have you included with these funny Letterkenny quotes.

Are you wondering what “Chel” or “Rips” mean? Chel is the hockey league, and rip is a term for weed.

Wayne and his friends seem to have a blast, and if you are a fan of the show, you have unquestionably been left in stitches thanks to their inappropriate sense of humor. Check out these Funny Letterkenny Quotes, learn some everyday slang, and have a good laugh!

Top 20 Powerful Letterkenny Quotes & Memes – Funny Letterkenny Quotes

1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

2. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

3. “You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” – Wayne

4. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

5. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne

6. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

7. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl

8. “Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shores?” -Wayne

9. “3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.” – Wayne

10. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

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11. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Reilly

12. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Wayne

13. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbing.” – Wayne

14. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

15. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

16. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

17. “Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.” – Wayne

18. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

19. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

20. “Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward buddy.” – Wayne

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